All we know is it's no meager monster that's so eager to cleave to the cash that it rattles and rocks such a wee black box when a coin is shyly offered to the dry, empty coffer.
(Ha! Say that ten times fast!)
This is a classic mechanical bank for us. Sure, not in the cast iron, dog jumping through a hoop at the circus classic, but it makes us smile to think some troll was too tiny to truly terrify goats crossing a bridge, so it had to get a job giving us a cheap thrill instead.
And we only give it pennies, just 'cause we're like that.
Price: $10.00