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Imagine anniversaries remembered and socks picked up. Think of sound feminine advice cheerfully followed. Picture household chores actually divided 50/50, or even (why not, for a change?) 70/30 in your favor! If such visions appeal to you, it could well be you’ll find Follow Me Boy Bath Crystals a very satisfactory purchase indeed.

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