Grins galore are what you’re gonna get with this grotesquely cute garland. (Yes, something can be grotesquely cute. Stop arguing.) Each grinning jack-o-lantern is 6 ¾ inches by 6 ¾ inches, and strings out to 11 glorious feet of orange, pumpkiny goodness. Tack it to the table edge, drape it around the door, wrap it around your body and go to the party as a pumpkin patch. People will think you’re clever.

Price:  $6.00